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Kinja'd!!! "KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
10/21/2019 at 09:28 • Filed to: starterpacks, Starterpack, Bad Commercials

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From Reddit’s r/starterpacks


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/21/2019 at 09:37

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To be fair, with everyone driving 3 row SUVs with small glass area and passive head restraints in the locked and upright position for all 3 rows, rearward visibility has really taken a nosedive. 


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/21/2019 at 09:46

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I can almost hear the acoustic guitar and wispy vocals in the background.


Kinja'd!!! facw > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/21/2019 at 09:49

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I almost backed over a kid at Trader Joe’s last year (no fancy safety systems on my car), an I can tell you I was not at all relaxed. Was looking over my shoulder, but the kid was just shorter than my trunk lid, so I couldn’t see her . Only stopped because I had the windows open and could hear the kid’ s mom let out, not a scream, but some sort of panicked sound. Couldn’t help but feel that if it had been a few degrees warmer and I had the windows closed with A/C on, I wouldn’t have heard her.

Quite sure my next car will have at least a back up cam.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ranwhenparked
10/21/2019 at 10:24

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Oh I’m not challenging the need for backup cams and auto reverse braking. It’s just that all  the ads are exactly the same. And I can tell you the number of times people back up and almost hit pedestrians in parking lots and pulling out of their driveways regardless.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/21/2019 at 10:25

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Also, attractive mom of kid is seen smiling and waving to the driver with similarly placid look of mild relief , rather than screaming and yelling with understandably irate reaction to Distracted Guy almost killing her child. 


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > facw
10/21/2019 at 10:53

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This is why I don’t go to Trader Joe’s


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/21/2019 at 11:18

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-> “That’s not a Buick!”


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > facw
10/21/2019 at 11:48

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Yikes!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/21/2019 at 11:48

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Yep, pretty much.


Kinja'd!!! MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/21/2019 at 12:17

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If only vehicles had some way to signal they are reversing, Telling pedestrians that now is not an ideal time to stroll behind the car. I don’t expect kids to get that, but I expect adults to 


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/21/2019 at 12:46

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Painfully accurate. Not just an accurate recap of those ads, but an accurate portrayal of the kind of people our DMVs consider fit to have   a driver’s license .


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > promoted by the color red
10/25/2019 at 17:12

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or jeremy renner